You don't even WANT to know what i did.?

so the other day im sitting in the park. there were these three REALLY obnoxious kids just sitting there, eating ice cream like freaks o' nature. suddenly, this gross little girl threw her ice cream right.in.my.face. like im totally over it NOW, but then i was sooooo damn livid that i said "hey." and she said "hi" and i said "why would you do that?" and she said "i meant to throw it at the kid behind you". well i checked and there wasnt a child behind me so i turned to her and i said "girl please, i dont need that". anyway she told her mom i was trying to kidnap her (like really?! WHY would i want to spend more time with her?) so her mom called the cops and then i was put into a cop car but the police station was a while away so i was thinking and i decided to make a twitter account so everyone that loves me can follow me. my user names: girlpuhlease - if you want to follow up on all my antics, thats the place to do it! love y'all! oh also - im not getting the pet possum because it costs $5 and i need to save money for my babyyyy.